тнŐugнт for 31st dec.'07

Stock of the day: GDL Buy: 166-167 SL : 162.8 trgt :169-172+ Quote of the day : Let's assume that each person has an equal opportunity, not to become equal, but to become different. To realize whatever unique potential of body, mind and spirit he or she possesses. humour of the day : For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

тнŐugнт for 28th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: TTML BUY AROUND 59.5 SL :58 TRGT:60.5-62++ Quote of the day : Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. -David Brent Humour of the day : Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

тнŐugнт for 27th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: PUNJ LLOYD AROUND 559-563 SL 550 TRGT 570-573+ Quote of the day : Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing. -Adolph Monod Humour of the day : Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

тнŐugнт for 26th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: L&T BUY AROUND 4085-90 SL : 4040 TRGT :4130 Quote of the day : Happiness is like a kiss. You must share it to enjoy it. -Bernard Meltzer Humour of the day : Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

тнŐugнт for 24th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: BUY MUNDRA PORT AROUND 1075 SL: 1052 TRGT:1095-1105+ Quote of the day : If you want to be happy, be. -Leo Tolstoy Humour of the day : A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting on a deck at a nudist colony. The history professor asked the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" The psychology professor replied, "Yes, I think they are from the wicker chairs."

тнŐugнт for 20th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: SHORT IFCI SL: 102 TRGT:98-97-95 and less Quote of the day : You ask: what is the meaning or purpose of life? I can only answer with another question: do you think we are wise enough to read God's mind? -Freeman Dyson Humour of the day : Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital. After examining him, the doctor said, "I have some good news, and some bad news for you. First of all, you'll never be able to work again." Santa replied, "Okay, now what's the bad news?"

тнŐugнт for 19th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: PUNJ LLOYD SL: 505 TRGT:525-528-530+ Quote of the day : When u start caring about urself.. you start loving others. when you start caring about others..somebody starts loving you. Humour of the day : sir:what is the diff b\w landline and mobile? SARDAR:Landline ka number hum ungli se dial karte hain mobil ka anguthe se

тнŐugнт for 18th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: (BUY IN CASH AND SMALL QUANTITY AFTER 10:00 ONLY.) INGERSOLLRAND (BSE:500210) BUY 357-359 SL : 350 TRGT : 365-368+ Quote of the day : Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking. -H.W. Byles Humour of the day : A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.

тнŐugнт for 17th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: VSNL SL- 639 TRGT- 659-663+ Quote of the day : Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. -Henry Ford Humour of the day : "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'" Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied

тнŐugнт for 14th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: TATASTEEL SL 873 TRGT 900-915 Quote of the day : Old saying : DO OR DIE New saying : DO BEFORE YOU DIE. Humour of the day : A priest was praying for guidance: Oh God, grant me this knowledge: what is the meaning of life? For a while, Creation was silent. Then a booming voice, sounding severely pissed-off, shouts from heaven: Read the F*#kin FAQ!

тнŐugнт for 13th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: ITC SL : 186 TRGT: 193-195++ Quote of the day : A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness. -Bernard de Fontenelle Humour of the day : Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

тнŐugнт for 12th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: RIL BUY ONLY ABOVE 2900 SL : 2880 TRGT: 2920-2930++ Quote of the day : Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved. -William Jennings Bryan Humour of the day : An old: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

тнŐugнт for 11th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: PETRONET SL : 107 TRGT: 113-114+ Quote of the day : Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we shall do nothing. -Adolph Monod Humour of the day : Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

тнŐugнт for 10th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: JSW STEEL SL : 1194 TRGT: 1240-1245+ Quote of the day : Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing. -Elie Wiesel Humour of the day : Teacher: What do u know about Sensex? Pappu When we have sex with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen & Sushmita Sen etc. it's called Sen Sex!

тнŐugнт for 7th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: TUBE INVESTMENT BUY : 75 SL : 73.5 TRGT: 76.5-77+ Quote of the day : A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. -Arnold H. Glasow Humour of the day : Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

тнŐugнт for 6th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: EVERONN SL : 592 TRGT : 615-620++++ Quote of the day : Plan your work and work your plan. -Napolean Hill Humour of the day : Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.

тнŐugнт for 5th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: INDIA INFOLINE SL : 1274 TRGT : 1320+ Quote of the day : Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. -David Brent Humour of the day : Q: What's the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.

тнŐugнт for 4th Dec.'07

Stock of the day: PBA infra SL : 118.3 trgt : 126 Quote of the day : If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? -Sydney J. Harris Humour of the day : • Easiest way to die: 1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early. 2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early. 3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!